😂403+ Worst Rizz Lines crazy 2025: Get Ready to Cringe!
Last updated: July 24, 2025 at 8:41 am by Fleming John

By James Lecoria

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This guide compiles the 100 worst pick up lines ever conceived, ensuring you’ll never again suffer the embarrassment of a failed romantic attempt.

We’ve categorized them to help you avoid these conversational landmines, whether you’re aiming for a laugh (at their expense, of course), or simply trying to avoid a dating disaster.

Learn from these cringe-worthy examples and discover what not to say to improve your chances of a successful interaction.

The Worst Rizz Lines That’ll Make You Cringe (But You’ll Still Read Them 😬)

Not every rizz line is a winner. In fact, some are so bad they’re legendary.

This collection of the worst pickup lines ever is full of the horrible, awkward, and so-bad-it’s-funny types.

Whether you’re here for laughs or learning what not to say, these bad rizz lines are worth the scroll.


Worst Pick Up Lines đŸ€Š

Worst Pick Up Lines

These are the worst pick up lines people still try—and fail—with. They’re outdated, cheesy, and just plain uncomfortable.

  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
  • You must be tired
 because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • I lost my number—can I have yours?
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  • Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Best Pick:

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you – It’s painfully overused, and somehow still gets a chuckle.


Worst Pickup Lines Ever đŸš«

These worst pickup lines ever are so absurd, they might just end your convo before it starts.

  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  • Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Best Pick:

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling – medically inaccurate and emotionally confusing.


Horrible Pick Up Lines 😖

Some lines are just horrible. These will either end the chat—or go viral for how bad they are.

  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a cat? Because I’m feline good around you.
  • Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
  • Did it hurt
 when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You must be made of cheese—because you’re looking gouda tonight.
  • Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Best Pick:

Can I follow you home? – Creep alert. Let’s retire this one forever.


Terrible Pick Up Lines 🙅

Terrible Pick Up Lines

These terrible pickup lines are awkward, uncomfortable, and just plain confusing.

  • Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  • I must be a snowflake—because I’ve fallen for you.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
  • Are you an angel? Because I’m falling from grace.
  • You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
  • Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Are you cake? Because I want a piece of you.

Best Pick:

Do you have a pencil? – Cringe levels: 100.


Bad Pick Up Lines That Will Never Work 😅

These are the bad pick up lines that sound like they came from a forgotten rom-com.

  • Your lips look lonely—do they want to meet mine?
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
  • Can you take a photo of me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
  • Are you cereal? Because I’m milk.
  • Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

Best Pick: Are you cereal? Because I’m milk – Makes zero sense and makes everyone uncomfortable.


Awful Chat Up Lines 😬

Awful Chat Up Lines

These awful chat up lines are what you’d hear from someone who’s been out of the game too long.

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Are you clouds? Because you brighten up my day.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
  • You’re like sunshine on a rainy day—annoying and blinding.
  • Can I take you out? Because I can’t afford therapy.
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  • Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.

Best Pick:

Can I take you out? Because I can’t afford therapy – It’s dark humor, but not a great opener.


Worst Rizz Ever đŸ”„âŒ

These worst rizz ever attempts might be remembered—but not in a good way.

  • Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should be.
  • I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did
 too much.
  • Are you a charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • You must be karma, because you’re giving me what I deserve.
  • Are you a window? Because I see my future in you—and it’s foggy.
  • Can I call you mine? Because everything else is taken.
  • You must be a maze, because I’m lost in you.
  • Are you ice? Because I slip up every time I see you.

Best Pick:

Are you my homework? – Funny, awkward, and wildly inappropriate.


Worst Rizz Lines Reddit Inspired

Worst Pickup Lines Reddit Inspired
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I’m more of a speeding ticket; I’m hard to catch!
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. Response: That’s cute, but I’m not a search engine.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: Definitely not love at first sight.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I’m more of a potato; I keep it real.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Response: No, but it hurt when I landed on Earth.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m more of a realist; I see things as they are.
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: I don’t have a map, but you can follow me!
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! Response: I’m from somewhere else; try another line.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: That’s sweet; let’s be friends.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9
 and I’m the 1 you need. Response: I’m a 10, and I don’t need anyone.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number isn’t in it. Response: I need a new phone; it’s broken.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Response: My alphabet is perfect as is.
  • You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Response: That’s flattering; but not true.
  • Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: I am not a dictionary; I’m real.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I work somewhere else, and I prefer black coffee.
  • Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. Response: My dad’s honest; he’s a teacher.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers. Response: I respect religions; but I don’t believe.
  • You’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line. Response: That’s not a pickup line.
  • Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. Response: My name’s not Wi-Fi, but I feel a connection too.
  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! Response: I don’t even like potatoes.

Best Picks:

Avoid these entirely. They are universally considered cheesy and ineffective.


Worst Pick up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack that’s expired.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling disconnected.

Your dad must be a baker, because you’re kind of doughy.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got answers I wasn’t looking for.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone disappears
 and so do my standards.

Do you like raisins? No? How about a date that’s just as awkward?

Are you an angel? Because your wings look photoshopped.

I must be a snowflake, because I just made this moment uncomfortable.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for someone else.

Can I follow you home? Because my GPS is broken and I make terrible choices.

You must be tired—because you’ve been running from my last three exes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you remind me of my cousin.

Do you work at Subway? Because I just lost my appetite.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine print I’m ignoring.

Is your dad a boxer? Because your lines just knocked out my interest.

Are you a loan from the bank? Because you’ve got too much interest, and none of it’s mutual.

You must be a star
 because I wish you’d fall out of my DMs.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I still have full battery.

If beauty were time, you’d be
 running late.

I must be dreaming, because this feels like a nightmare.


Worst Chat Up Lines from a Girl

Worst Pickup Lines from a Girl
  • Your eyes are like the ocean; I could get lost in them. Response: I appreciate that; but I prefer lakes.
  • I’m not a mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Response: Really? Show me!
  • You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Response: What kind of laptop do you have?
  • Are you single? I’ve got a boyfriend, but… Response: I’m not sure what you mean.
  • You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Response: I think you are running through my mind too
  • Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some. Response: I think this is weird.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I’d rather be a speeding ticket.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: I’m not a search engine.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: That’s cute, but let’s not.
  • Are you a cat? Because I love to cuddle you. Response: I’m not a cat, and I’m not a fan of cuddling.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I don’t believe in love at first sight.
  • I’m not a scientist but I’m feeling a chemistry. Response: Really? I don’t feel it.
  • If you were a song, you’d be my favourite. Response: I am not a song.
  • What’s your favorite animal? Because I’m looking for a cuddle buddy. Response: I prefer to cuddle my pet.
  • I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number isn’t in it. Response: Check again or get a new one.
  • Do you like pizza? Because I can’t stop thinking about you. Response: I love pizza!
  • If you were a drink, you’d be my favorite kind of wine. Response: Wine is not my favorite drink.
  • Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world. Response: I am not an alien.
  • I’m terrible at making friends, but I thought I’d give it a shot. Response: What would you say?
  • I’m not usually this forward, but I’m desperate for a date. Response: I prefer honesty.

Best Picks:

None; these are all risky and likely to backfire.


Worst Rizz Lines You’ve Ever Heard

Worst Pickup Lines You've Ever Heard
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Response: Wrong, and no kiss.
  • Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you. Response: I’m not a magnet either.
  • I’m feeling a bit off today. Can I borrow your mood ring? Response: I don’t have a mood ring.
  • Is your name Earl? Because I’m really Earl-y impressed. Response: That’s a terrible pun.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: Try again; I’m not convinced.
  • Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it. Response: That’s such a clichĂ©.
  • Did the sun come out, or did you just smile? Response: The sun is already out; your smile’s nice.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. Response: I am not a fruit.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I’d rather be a speeding ticket.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Response: I have a name, thank you.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: I’m not a search engine.
  • Are you a microwave? Because you just heated up my day! Response: I’m not a microwave.
  • What’s your sign? Mine is “looking for someone awesome like you”. Response: I don’t believe in zodiac signs.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I’d rather be a carrot.
  • You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Response: I’m not a magician.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I don’t believe in love at first sight.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! Response: That’s a cheesy line.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: That’s not a real pickup line.
  • I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. Response: I am blessed, thank you.
  • My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Response: I don’t need any vitamins.

Best Picks:

Again, none of these are good choices.


Dark Rizz Lines

Dark Pickup Lines
  • I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our future together. Response: You’re being creepy.
  • Is your name Death? Because you’re looking deadly. Response: That’s a really creepy pickup line
  • I’m not a stalker, but I’ve been watching you for a while now. Response: That’s an admission of stalking!
  • I’m going to hell, and I’m bringing you with me. Response: I’m not going to hell with you.
  • If I died tonight, I’d die happy knowing I met you. Response: That’s overly dramatic.
  • I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our future together. Response: I don’t know about a future.
  • Are you a serial killer? Because you’re killing me. Response: That’s incredibly inappropriate.
  • I’m bad, but you’re worse. Response: I’d rather be good.
  • I have a dark side; wanna explore it? Response: I’m not exploring your dark side.
  • You’re so hot, you could start a forest fire. Response: Not a fan of forest fires.
  • I’m already planning our funerals, so… Response: That’s morbid!
  • You’re going to need a bigger coffin to fit my love for you. Response: I’m not going into a coffin.
  • You’re so hot, you make me want to commit arson. Response: That’s not a compliment.
  • I wouldn’t mind being your accomplice in a crime. Response: I’m not involved in crimes.
  • You’re my worst nightmare, but in the best possible way. Response: I’m not interested in your nightmares.
  • Let’s get lost in each other’s darkness. Response: I prefer the light.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I stab you? Response: That’s aggressive!
  • Are you a ghost? Because you’re haunting my dreams. Response: I’m not a ghost.
  • I’d sell my soul for you. Response: I’m not worth selling your soul for.
  • Wanna play Russian roulette with my heart? Response: I’m not into games with my heart.

Best Picks:

Absolutely none. These are inappropriate and potentially offensive.


Worst Rizz Lines for a Crush

Worst Pickup Lines for a Crush
  • I like your shoes. Want to dance? Response: I like your shirt, so maybe.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: Walk by again.
  • You’re pretty, and you’re pretty good at whatever it is you do. Response: What do you think I am good at?
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: Very cheesy.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I’m more of a tomato.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: Sure. Maybe.
  • Do you like waffles? Because I find you pretty waffle-some. Response: I hate waffles.
  • What’s your sign? Response: That depends.
  • You’re like a fine wine
 I’d like to drink you all night long. Response: Wine is not my thing.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Response: No. It didn’t.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers. Response: I’m spiritual, not religious.
  • I think I’m allergic to something… Because every time I’m around you I get all itchy. Response: I’ll get you some allergy medicine.
  • I can’t wait for you to meet my parents. Response: That’s quite a leap.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Response: I’m not a magician.
  • Are you a cat? Because I love to cuddle you. Response: I’m not a cat.
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: I don’t have a map.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m not from Tennessee.
  • I’m not usually this forward, but I thought I’d give it a shot. Response: Try again.
  • Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. Response: Maybe.
  • Do you want to go for a walk? It’s cute. Response: I need a moment.

Best Picks:

Avoid all of these bad pick up lines—they’re clichĂ© and unlikely to impress a crush.


Conclusion

This comprehensive list highlights the pitfalls of poorly chosen pickup lines. Remember, genuine connection is built on respect, shared interests, and engaging conversation—not cheesy one-liners. Focus on getting to know someone, rather than resorting to tired and ineffective attempts at humor or flirtation. Authenticity and genuine interest will always trump many bad pickup lines.