Are you tired of cheesy pickup lines that fall flatter than a pancake? Do you cringe at the thought of using a cliché that’s been used a million times before?
This guide is here to help you avoid the cringe and navigate the world of dating with confidence and humor.
We’ve compiled a list of the worst pickup lines – not to use, but to learn from! Understanding what not to say is just as important as knowing what to say.
This guide will arm you with the knowledge to steer clear of disaster and create genuine connections.
Super Spicy Rizz Lines
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. (Response: I’m more like a speeding ticket, because I’m breaking all the rules for you.)
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (Response: Definitely believe in a second chance!)
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! (Response: I’m more like a ventriloquist, making you laugh until you’re speechless.)
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. (Response: I’d rather be a potato, because I’m easy to peel.)
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. (Response: My name is actually… and I’m searching for a good time!)
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! (Response: That was smooth… but I’m from [your location].)
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (Response: Only when I landed in your arms.)
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. (Response: I’m not a model, but I’m happy to pose for you.)
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? (Response: I’m more of a chocolate person, but I like the idea.)
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need. (Response: Actually, we’re both 10s… let’s make it an 11.)
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. (Response: I’m more of a thesaurus, full of synonyms for awesome.)
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (Response: Second time’s the charm!)
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. (Response: Don’t you dare… not yet!)
- If kissing was illegal, I’d want to spend life in prison with you. (Response: That sounds like a sweet deal!)
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection. (Response: It’s definitely our connection!)
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? (Response: Here’s mine… and you can keep me, too!)
- Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring. (Response: I’m more like a dog…loyal and playful.)
- Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’. (Response: That’s a great line, let’s kick it up a notch.)
- You must be a thief, because you stole my heart. (Response: I’m not a thief… but I’m going to keep it.)
- I’m feeling a little off today… can I borrow your lips? (Response: Let’s see if it puts you back together.)
When to use these lines: Never. These lines are meant to illustrate how not to start a conversation.
Best Pick:
None. Avoid these entirely.
Hot Spicy Rizz Lines
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. (Response: Oh really? I should thank my parents!)
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. (Response: That’s quite imaginative. I’m more of a realist.)
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. (Response: Sounds like something out of a bad movie.)
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! (Response: That’s a cliché, but I appreciate the effort.)
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (Response: More interested in getting to know you personally.)
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. (Response: I am actually… (name). )
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? (Response: I prefer dates without the dry fruit analogy.)
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! (Response: My magic act is still under development.)
- If kissing was illegal, I’d want to spend life in prison with you. (Response: That’s a funny thought, but let’s stay on the right side of the law.)
- You must be a thief, because you stole my heart. (Response: I prefer legal transactions. How about a coffee date?)
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need. (Response: I’m aiming for a perfect 10. Perhaps we can help each other.)
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. (Response: Let’s live happily ever after, instead.)
- I’m feeling a little off today… can I borrow your lips? (Response: I think I’ll need something stronger than a kiss to fix that.)
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection. (Response: It’s great to feel a connection, but perhaps a less suggestive comment would be better.)
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? (Response: Sure. Just make sure you won’t lose mine as easily.)
- Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring. (Response: I prefer dogs, but I’ll go with the cat compliment.)
- Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’. (Response: I appreciate the compliment, but let’s keep it classy.)
- Are you a vegetable? Because you’re cute-cumber. (Response: I’m more of a fruit lover actually. Let’s try talking without food references.)
- If you were a song, you would be my favorite song. (Response: That’s sweet, but how about discussing our favorite bands?)
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (Response: I’d prefer a less dramatic story, How about we get a drink?)
When to use these lines: Never. These lines are overly suggestive and often come off as creepy.
Best Pick:
None. Avoid these lines completely.
Spicy Rizz Lines for Boys
- I bet you’re good at math, since you look amazing. (Response: You’re a pretty smooth talker.)
- Your smile is my favorite part of the day. (Response: What’s your favorite part of my day?)
- You look even better in person. (Response: Thanks. So do you!)
- You have the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen. (Response: Thanks, you’re not so bad yourself.)
- You know what I find attractive? You. (Response: That’s direct and kind of flattering.)
- I don’t know what’s tighter, your jeans or our connection. (Response: That was cheesy but I’m all in.)
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it. (Response: I like your confidence, how about a different kind of return?)
- I’ve never met anyone as interesting as you. (Response: I think you’re pretty interesting too.)
- My friends bet I couldn’t talk to the most beautiful person here. (Response: Want to help me win?)
- Hey, I’m really impressed with you. (Response: Oh wow, well, this is unexpected!)
- I feel like we could be best friends… or something more. (Response: That’s a good feeling to have.)
- I’ve been trying to work up the courage to say hi to you all day. (Response: You did it.)
- You smell amazing. (Response: Thank you, it’s my new cologne/perfume.)
- That’s a great outfit! (Response: Thanks, I spent a while picking it out.)
- You’re making my heart beat fast. (Response: That’s great, I’m feeling it too.)
- You are the sunshine of my day. (Response: You’re pretty radiant yourself.)
- I think I’m falling for you. (Response: That’s a pretty bold statement!)
- You are everything I’ve ever wanted. (Response: Wow, is that really true?)
- I want to get to know you better. (Response: Okay, let’s chat.)
When to use these lines: Use these sparingly, and only if the context feels natural and appropriate. Authenticity is key.
Best Pick:
“You know what I find attractive? You.” – This line is direct, confident, and avoids clichés.
Spicy Rizz Lines for Guys
- You’re like a fine wine – you only get better with time. (Response: I appreciate the analogy, but let’s make a toast sometime.)
- You make me laugh, you make me happy, you make me smile. (Response: That’s wonderful, what do you want to do?)
- I just wanted to tell you that you’re amazing. (Response: That means a lot, thank you.)
- Your eyes are mesmerizing. (Response: Thanks, what do you think?)
- I love your sense of humor. (Response: That’s awesome, I really appreciate that.)
- You’re incredibly smart, aren’t you? (Response: I think I am.)
- That’s a beautiful dress. (Response: Thanks for noticing.)
- I want to know everything about you. (Response: I’m a pretty interesting person. Ask away.)
- I can’t take my eyes off you. (Response: Good. I feel the same way.)
- What are you doing tonight? (Response: Depends on what you have in mind.)
- I feel like we’ve known each other forever. (Response: Maybe it’s destiny then.)
- You’re incredibly captivating. (Response: Well, aren’t you also?)
- You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. (Response: Thanks. Is that so?)
- I feel like I’m falling for you. (Response: I’m feeling it too, that’s a good sign.)
- You’re truly one of a kind. (Response: That’s a fantastic compliment, thank you!)
- I love your energy. (Response: I try my best to have positive energy.)
- You’re such a beautiful person. (Response: Oh my, Thank you very much.)
- You’re really easy to talk to. (Response: I enjoy talking with you too.)
- Your laugh is contagious. (Response: You’re contagious too, let’s go out.)
- I feel completely at ease around you. (Response: That’s wonderful, me too.)
When to use these lines: These lines are better than the previous examples, but still need to be delivered with sincerity and genuine interest. Context is key.
Best Pick:
“I want to know everything about you.” – This shows genuine interest and encourages conversation.
Spicy Rizz Lines to a Guy
- You’re really funny. (Response: Thanks, I try!)
- I really like your style. (Response: Thanks! I put some thought into it.)
- You have amazing eyes. (Response: Thanks, I try to get enough sleep.)
- That’s a great shirt. (Response: Thanks, I got it at [store].)
- I love your smile. (Response: Yours is great too.)
- You’re really interesting. (Response: Thanks, you are too.)
- I feel like we could be great friends. (Response: Me too. How about we grab a coffee sometime?)
- I’m having a really great time talking to you. (Response: Me too!)
- You seem like a really cool person. (Response: Thanks, I try my best!)
- I like your sense of humor. (Response: Thanks, I try to lighten the mood.)
- I love your personality. (Response: I try to be kind and cheerful.)
- You make me feel comfortable. (Response: That’s great to hear.)
- I can’t stop thinking about you. (Response: Really? I’m so happy to hear that.)
- You seem very confident. (Response: Thank you. I’m trying to be!)
- You have such a great energy. (Response: Thanks. Positive energy matters to me.)
- You seem very honest. (Response: Honesty is very important to me, too.)
- You are such a kind person. (Response: Thank you so much for that.)
- I’m so glad I met you. (Response: Me too, I’m glad I met you.)
- You’re really easy to talk to. (Response: I like talking to you too.)
- I’m really enjoying this conversation. (Response: Me too! Let’s continue sometime.)
When to use these lines: These lines are generally safer than the previous examples, but only use them if they feel genuine.
Best Pick:
“I’m having a really great time talking to you.” – Simple, honest, and opens the door for continued conversation.
Spicy Rizz Lines for Girls to Say to a Girl
- I love your style. (Response: Thank you so much! I love yours too.)
- You’re so effortlessly cool. (Response: Aww, thank you. You’re pretty cool too.)
- That’s a gorgeous dress. (Response: Thank you! I love the detail on the skirt.)
- I love your hair. (Response: Thank you! I just got it cut/styled.)
- You have such a great laugh. (Response: Oh my gosh, so do you!)
- You’re incredibly inspiring. (Response: Thank you, so are you!)
- I love your energy. (Response: I always try to radiate positive energy.)
- You seem really kind. (Response: Thanks. Kindness is always appreciated.)
- You’re so smart. (Response: That’s very sweet, thank you!)
- You have such a fun personality. (Response: So do you, let’s chat more.)
- I love your vibe. (Response: Thank you! I love your vibe too.)
- You seem super genuine. (Response: That’s so nice to hear!)
- You’re one of a kind. (Response: Thank you. So are you!)
- You have such a beautiful smile. (Response: You too. We’re stunning.)
- I love talking to you. (Response: Me too! What are you up to this weekend?)
- I’m really glad we met. (Response: Me too. I think we have a lot in common.)
- You’re really easy to talk to. (Response: I’m glad you feel that way. I’m really enjoying our conversation too!)
- You’re truly amazing. (Response: You’re pretty awesome yourself.)
- You’re such a beautiful soul. (Response: Thank you, you too!)
- I feel really comfortable around you. (Response: Me too! That’s a great feeling.)
When to use these lines: Use these lines only if they feel natural and genuine within the context of your interaction. Focus on being authentic.
Best Pick:
“I love talking to you.” – Simple, sincere, and encourages further conversation.
Conclusion
Remember, the goal of any interaction is to build a genuine connection, not to rely on tired clichés. While these “worst” pickup lines might seem funny in theory, they often fall flat in practice. Focus on being yourself, showing genuine interest in the other person, and letting your personality shine through.
