This collection is packed with clean, side-splitting humor perfect for kids of all ages, guaranteed to score big laughs at your next family gathering or soccer practice.
From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun rolling. Get ready for some serious giggle-inducing fun!
Soccer Jokes for Kids One Liners
- Are you a soccer ball? Because you’ve got my heart kicking! (Response: Awww, you’re sweet!)
- Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To get to the higher goals!
- What do you call a soccer player who can’t stop scoring? A goal-getter!
- Why did the soccer coach bring string to the game? To tie up the loose ends!
- I’ve got a soccer joke for you, but it’s a little offside. What’s an offside? (Explain it!)
- What did the soccer ball say to the referee? I think I’ve got a foul smell!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Soccer related pun)
- Why do soccer players always take a water bottle to a game? Because they need to stay hydrated!
- What kind of shoes do soccer players wear to a disco? Goal-den slippers!
- Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To get to the higher goals!
- What does a soccer player do when he is hungry? He orders a goal-den-pizza
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta (Soccer related pun)
- What did the soccer coach say to the referee? I think you made a wrong call
- Why are soccer players bad liars? Because their game is always out in the open
- Why was the soccer player sad? Because he didn’t get a single goal
- How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. but he needs his teammates to assist
- Did you hear about the soccer player who got a flat tire? He ended up having to walk the rest of the way
- Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To score higher goals
- What did the soccer ball say to the goal post? It’s been nice knowing you
- Where does the soccer team keep their money? In the goal-den bank
Use these one-liners for quick laughs during soccer games, practices, or anytime you need a lighthearted moment.
Best Pick: “Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To get to the higher goals!” This is a classic, simple, and easily understandable joke for kids.
Short Funny Soccer Jokes
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? ** Pouch potato!** (Soccer related pun)
- What does a soccer player say after scoring a goal? Goal!
- Why did the soccer ball get a flat tire? Because it was deflated.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta (Soccer related pun)
- Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To reach the higher goals!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh (Soccer related pun)
- Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the game? To get to the higher goals!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? ** Pouch potato!** (Soccer related pun)
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Soccer related pun)
- Why was the soccer player sad? Because he didn’t score any goals
- What do soccer players eat before a big game? Goal-den nuggets
- What’s a soccer player’s favorite type of car? A goal-den sports car
- What do you call a soccer player who’s always tired? A goal-den snoozer
- Why did the soccer player bring a map to the game? So he could find the goal
- What do you call a soccer player who is always late? A goal-den slacker
- How do you make a soccer team laugh? Tell them a goal-den joke
- What is a soccer player’s favorite song? “We are the Champions”
- What did the soccer ball say to the referee? I think I’ve got a foul smell
- Why was the soccer player in hot water? Because he fell in a pot of boiling pasta
- How many soccer players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he’ll need a teammate to hold it!
These short jokes are perfect for quick bursts of laughter in between soccer activities or conversations.
Best Pick: “Why did the soccer ball get a flat tire? Because it was deflated.” This is short, sweet, and uses wordplay that’s accessible to children.
Knock Knock Soccer Jokes
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Soccer. Soccer who? Soccer good to see you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It’s cold out here! (Soccer related pun)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Control. Control who? Control yourself, the game is about to start!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Goal. Goal who? Goal get it, it’s funny!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Penalty. Penalty who? Penalty for being so funny!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Referee. Referee who? Referee-l-y love to hear a good joke!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Owen. Owen who? Owen goal I’ve been waiting to hear from you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Field. Field who? Field free to laugh all you want!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me? (Soccer related pun)
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Shoes. Shoes who? Shoes a little bit of humor to you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Pass. Pass who? Pass the jokes, please!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Shoot. Shoot who? Shoot, I was just joking!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Team. Team who? Team up to make a great story!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Game. Game who? Game on! Let’s have some fun!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Kick. Kick who? Kick it, let’s get this party started!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Score. Score who? Score big with these jokes!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Goal. Goal who? Goal get this party started!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach’s got a great joke for you!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Play. Play who? Play it cool with these jokes!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Win. Win who? Win some laughter with these great jokes!
These knock-knock jokes are perfect for interactive fun, especially with younger children.
Best Pick: “Knock knock. Who’s there? Soccer. Soccer who? Soccer good to see you!” This is a classic, simple setup with a pun that kids will understand.
Conclusion
This collection of soccer jokes for kids offers a variety of styles and humor levels, ensuring there’s something for everyone.
Remember to adapt the jokes to your audience’s age and sense of humor for maximum impact. Get ready for a fun-filled soccer experience with plenty of laughter!
