Are you tired of the same old boring pick-up lines? Do you want to make someone laugh, even if it’s at your expense?
Thank you for reading this post, don't forget to subscribe!Then you’ve come to the right place! This guide is packed with cringe-worthy pick-up lines guaranteed to elicit a chuckle (or a groan).
Whether you’re aiming for a laugh or just want to break the ice in a hilariously awkward way, we’ve got the perfect line for you.
Prepare for some seriously cheesy, wonderfully terrible pick-up lines that are so bad, they’re good!
Cringe Rizz Lines for Him

- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I’d rather get a speeding ticket than this.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: I’m more like Wikipedia – you’ll find a lot of information about me, some accurate, and most certainly some not.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in love at first sight, but you’ll have to look better next time.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: I’m more like a thesaurus – lots of words, and plenty of synonyms for “awkward”.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I prefer being called a “deliciously difficult” radish.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m from Ohio, so you might need to check your facts.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. Response: I’m more like an 11, and I definitely don’t need you.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Response: Raisins are okay, but I prefer going out with people who have better jokes.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: I’m not a model, so this should probably end here.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m not a magician, but if I were, I would make you disappear.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: Let’s not be dramatic; we’ve just started a conversation.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I work at a library, so try something new.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: I’m going to need you to return my heart.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful. Response: I’m a plumber, and nothing you say can change that.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s inappropriate.
- Do you believe in fate? Because I believe we’re meant to be together. Response: I believe in free will, and I’m choosing not to go out with you.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: That’s a bit inappropriate.
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it! Response: No, I work at Burger King.
- Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Response: They’re contact lenses.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. Response: I’d rather be a mango.
Use these lines when you want to make someone laugh, even if it’s a little awkward.
Best Pick:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. This line is short, memorable, and plays on words in a relatable way.
Cringe Rizz Lines for Her

- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type. Response: I’m more of a touchscreen kind of girl.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. Response: I’m more of a Bumblebee type.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. Response: I’m more of a spiritual person.
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re the only mermaid I see. Response: I’m actually a cat person.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: It’s adorable, but you’ll need better jokes.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Response: I’ve never fallen from heaven… or anywhere, really.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet. Response: That’s so last century!
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m more of a science person.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: A little dramatic, are we?
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I work at Dunkin’.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: I’ll need you to return that heart, please.
- Do you like tacos? Because I’m taco’bout you. Response: I much prefer pizza.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m from Maine.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I’d rather be a carrot.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Response: Are you actually serious?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. Response: You’ve had better jokes.
- I’d risk it all for a chance to kiss you. Response: Don’t do that; it’s scary.
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME. Response: I’m getting plenty of Vitamin D.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Response: I’m allergic to fines.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away. Response: That’s not really CPR.
Use these lines for a lighthearted and playful approach, prepared for a potential cringe reaction.
Best Pick:
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. This line is a clever play on words, referencing pop culture in a fun way.
Rizz Lines for Flirting

- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: Nice try, but I can’t see it.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m actually from Alaska.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: That’s awfully forward.
- I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Want to try me out? Response: I’d rather try something else.
- You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m certainly not a magician.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: It was a misunderstanding.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in rational choices, not impulsive ones.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: Don’t be dramatic.
- I’ve got a great pick-up line, but you’ll have to come closer. Response: I’ll need a better reason.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through a garden forever. Response: That’s a sweet gesture but not very original.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Response: I prefer not to be guilty of anything.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection. Response: That’s a cheesy joke.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in evidence-based decisions.
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect. Response: I prefer dogs.
- You’re so beautiful that you make me forget my pick-up line. Response: That’s actually refreshing.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: Neither, really.
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot cup of tea. Response: I prefer coffee.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: I’m more like an encyclopedia.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Response: I don’t think you need any vitamins from me.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: I’m pretty sure we’re both just people.
Use these lines to initiate a lighthearted conversation and show your playful side.
Best Pick:
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. This line is classic, smooth, and subtly flirty.
Rizz Lines Cringe Reddit

- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: Try DuckDuckGo, it’s more privacy-focused.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I’d rather get a speeding ticket.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in informed consent, not random approaches.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: That’s an overused trope.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: That’s quite a stretch.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m actually from Delaware.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I work at a bookstore.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. Response: Mathematically incorrect.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Response: Consult a registered dietician.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away. Response: That’s a bit dramatic.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m more likely to make you disappear.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. Response: Grammar isn’t my strong suit.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s inappropriate.
- I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Want to try me out? Response: I’m a professor of mathematics.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: Neither, really.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Response: How is that even possible?
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: I’d rather get lost in a bookstore.
- Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Response: I wear contact lenses.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Response: Raisins are disgusting.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. Response: I’m not religious.
Use these lines when you want to engage in playfully awkward humor and are aware that they’re cheesy.
Best Pick:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. This line is consistently popular for its simplicity and playfulness.
Cringe Rizz Jokes

- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: Aw, that’s cute!
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: I like your optimism.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: A little cheesy, but I like it.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: That’s actually kind of funny.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: That’s a terrible joke, but I like it.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. Response: Cute, but not math-based.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: I’ll get the cops involved.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Response: I prefer dates to raisins.
- Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for. Response: That’s awfully forward.
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re the only mermaid I see. Response: I’m not a mermaid.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Response: I’m not sure what that is.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Response: That’s actually original.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away. Response: I’m a medic, what’s your emergency.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through a garden forever. Response: That’s sweet but very cheesy.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: That’s an interesting question.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s a bit inappropriate.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I work at Tim Hortons.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Response: I prefer to be innocent.
- You’re so beautiful that you make me forget my pick-up line. Response: That’s endearing.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: I should be studying.
Use these lines to create a lighthearted and humorous vibe; some may be more effective than others.
Best Pick:
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? This line is unexpected and cleverly uses wordplay.
Smooth Rizz Lines

- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: That’s a bit forward.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: That’s nice.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in getting to know people.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: That’s cheesy, but I appreciate your creativity.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: That’s actually very sweet.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: That’s quite flattering.
- I’ve got a great pick-up line, but you’ll have to come closer. Response: Only if you’re worthy.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Response: Maybe I’m just easily amused.
- You’re so beautiful that you make me forget my pick-up line. Response: That’s really sweet.
- My doctor told me I was lacking Vitamin U. Response: That’s an interesting way of starting a conversation.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Response: That’s original.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away. Response: That’s quite flattering.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through a garden forever. Response: That’s quite romantic.
- I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Want to try me out? Response: I’m good at maths too.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: That depends on your preferences.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s kind of rude.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: Actually, I work at a coffee roaster.
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Response: Not guilty.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. Response: I’m not religious.
- Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Response: That’s so cheesy.
Use these lines if you’re aiming for a more subtle and less overtly cheesy approach.
Best Pick:
I’ve got a great pick-up line, but you’ll have to come closer. This line is intriguing and creates a playful challenge.
Cringe Rizz Lines for Him

- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I prefer to be called handsome.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: I’m more like Wikipedia.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in taking things slow.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: I’m more of a thesaurus.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I prefer being called charming.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m from Oregon.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. Response: I don’t need anyone.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Response: I don’t like raisins.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: We’ll see.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: You’re exaggerating.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: Let’s not be dramatic.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I’m not a barista.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: I’d rather have my heart back.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful. Response: That’s a bit cheesy.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s inappropriate.
- Do you believe in fate? Because I believe we’re meant to be together. Response: I prefer making my own choices.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: My jeans are definitely tighter.
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it! Response: I’m not from McDonald’s.
- Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Response: Those are contacts.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. Response: I prefer to be called by my name.
Use these lines with a sense of humor and self-awareness; expect some groans!
Best Pick:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. This line is short, memorable, and uses a pun.
Cringe Rizz Lines for Her

- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type. Response: I’m more of a laptop person.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. Response: I’d rather be a human.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. Response: That’s a bit much.
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re the only mermaid I see. Response: I’m not a mermaid.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: Slow and steady wins the race.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Response: I fell down the stairs this morning.
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet. Response: I prefer a more sophisticated approach.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: I’m not a magician.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: Don’t be so dramatic.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I actually work at a library.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: Return it, please.
- Do you like tacos? Because I’m taco’bout you. Response: I prefer burritos.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I’m from California.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I prefer to be seen as intelligent.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Response: That’s an odd compliment.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. Response: That’s grammatically incorrect.
- I’d risk it all for a chance to kiss you. Response: That’s a bit intense.
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME. Response: I’m perfectly healthy.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Response: I’d prefer to be called charming.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away. Response: I’m a trained professional.
Use these lines with caution; they are highly likely to elicit a cringe reaction.
Best Pick:
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. This line is a playful reference to pop culture.
Cringe Rizz Lines for Crush

- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. Response: I prefer the term elegant.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Response: I don’t have that much to offer.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Response: I believe in due diligence and proper introductions.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Response: I’m not so easily defined.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Response: I’m actually a complex person.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. Response: I actually live in Maine.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. Response: Mathematically incorrect.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Response: I dislike raisins.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. Response: I need to see more evidence.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Response: You’re quite the exaggerator.
- I think I can die happy now that I’ve met you. Response: Don’t be dramatic.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Response: I prefer tea.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart. Response: I’ll need it back, please.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful. Response: A bit cheesy, don’t you think?
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. Response: That’s inappropriate.
- Do you believe in fate? Because I believe we’re meant to be together. Response: I prefer to make my own choices.
- I’m not sure what’s tighter, your jeans or your abs. Response: Neither are that impressive.
- Are you from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it! Response: I prefer healthier choices.
- Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Response: Contact lenses.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. Response: I prefer to be called by my name.
Use these lines with extreme caution, only if you are prepared for a potentially awkward or negative response. Self-deprecation might help soften the blow.
Best Pick:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? While cliché, the self-aware humor might be appreciated.
Conclusion
While these pick-up lines are intended to be cringe-worthy and funny, remember that context and delivery are key. Use your judgment and be mindful of the situation and the person you’re talking to. Sometimes, a genuine and honest approach is far more effective than a cheesy pick-up line.